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Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne

2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.

by Bobboo October 17, 2006
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Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). Also known as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."
There I was, stroking for hours, and I was into the goon so deep that a bomb could have gone off next door, and I would not have noticed.

Whenever we masturbate together, I like to watch him goon on his penis ... he really gets into it.
by Anonymous94611 December 20, 2006
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Generally slow witted, or goofy.

Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality
Wanna go hang out with Loui?

No man, that kid's such a goon.
by sowingwildoats June 15, 2003
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Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.
I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!
by Ed K May 06, 2003
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A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).
"Let's see what the goons have posted today..."
by ReapersTouch January 11, 2005
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Goon

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1) A generally low ranking member of a gang or syndicate. Typically the recipients of street-level work. These are generally the most disposable members of a organization, built to take the fall in order to protect the higher ups in the case of illegal activities gone awry thatย have attracted police attention.

2) One who participates in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

3) An Individual of sub-standard wit or mental competency. commonly identified by a less than reputable character, bad personality, and/or poor taste in personal style.
1. The building was set a flame by some of the 2Trill Gang's goons.

2. "those damn goons keep taking shits on my lawn and ruining my grass!"

3. "Nah don't invite Keenan, he's a straight up goon"
by A Man Amongst Sheep April 24, 2012
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Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
"What else can get you fucked for $2.50AUD?"
"That is sum nasty ass goon."
by Diego August 29, 2003
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