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Goonology 

The academic research and practice of Gooning and its many methods of achieving boomjalaw such as jelqing, edging, jorking, etc.
Yeah I'm in college studying as a major in Goonology, I'm trying to figure out the most effective way to reach boomjalaw with
Goonology by doomguy24 January 29, 2025
Goonology is the study and practice of disciplined swagger—combining street realism with intentional refinement. It examines how power, confidence, style, and independence are cultivated and expressed without apology.

As made famous by Elegant Goon
Goonology is not about aggression or excess. It is about command. A goon moves deliberately; an elegant goon moves correctly.

Formal goonology

Formal Goonology is not just about “gooning”, Formal Goonology is the evolved, intellectual form of it. It turns focus and obsession into a disciplined science. It studies how the human mind reacts to intensity, fixation, and altered states of concentration, blending psychology, philosophy, and neuroscience. Unlike casual gooning, it’s not about indulgence, it’s about analyzing and mastering the mechanisms behind it. In short, Formal Goonology is where instinct meets intellect, turning raw human fixation into structured understanding.
Formal goonology is the is the best study course to take in college
Formal goonology by Goonologist October 24, 2025
The study of large numbers. From the popular number googol, equal to 10^100.
Googology is a study for those who want to stretch their idea of how truly infinite numbers are.
googology by Seshie February 22, 2017

Goobology 

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.
I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.
Goobology by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018

goatology 

The study or path one takes to becoming a GOAT (Greatest Of All Time)
Mike Tyson's hard work and determination is the goatology that took him to the top in boxing.
goatology by Professor01 June 6, 2020
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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