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Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.
DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.
Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017
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Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.
The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.
Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.
(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!
Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see
Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn
Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

gooxican 

n. a hybrid of an Asian and a Mexican person(usually male)
"That gooxican is the BEST landscaper that I have ever seen. I wonder if he does windows."

wife:
"Honey! The lawn needs mowing and my car needs a new paint job!"
husband:
"Well dear, looks like it's time to call the gooxican again!"
gooxican by cheezdribble December 11, 2008

gooxican 

n. a hybrid of an Asian and a Mexican person(usually male)
"That gooxican is the BEST landscaper that I have ever seen. I wonder if he does windows."

wife:
"Honey! The lawn needs mowing and my car needs a new paint job!"
husband:
"Well dear, looks like it's time to call the gooxican again!"
gooxican by cheezdribble December 9, 2008