goonicide

When a member of the SomethingAwful.com forums, known as a goon, kills oneself. This is almost certainly followed by a permanent banning of their forum account by the administrators since they are dead.
"I heard (SomethingAwful forum user) killed himself because he was long-term unemployed, his girlfriend left him, and he was facing homelessness."

"Another goonicide? He made some funny posts. I'll miss him." =(
by Lothar76 April 27, 2009
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Goonicide

When you goon in public and get caught, thus going viral leaving you no other option than to commit suicide
Did you hear about that guy gooning in the car? He committed goonicide after he got outed on Twitter.
by LaQuagi January 22, 2025
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When you’re gooning gets outed and you have no other choice except committing suicide.
Did you see that guy in the car from twitter ? He committed goonicide only 1 day later.
by LaQuagi January 22, 2025
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Goonacide is about noutica Malon who passed away from sucide after he was jerking it in front of a coffee shop with bikni girls
hey have you heard about goonicide no its about this guy who jerked it infront of the bikni coffee shop
by Uh idk know what to name this February 05, 2025
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goonicide

when a person commits suicide after being caught gooning/masturbaiting
guy 1: "dude, did you see the video about the guy who was jerking it at that coffee place?"

guy 2: "yeah, he ended up committing goonicide."
by whoopsiewrld January 21, 2025
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Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.
Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit
by brihttp February 25, 2025
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Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.
"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."
by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025
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