Goonicorn

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Goonicorn

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

by Khuby February 5, 2017

Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009

Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

Goonion

A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.

"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."

by WesternCiv September 1, 2009

gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

by Butts Russell April 28, 2009