"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
by FunkyJerker February 10, 2012
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For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.
by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016
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masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.
i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!
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The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.

Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason August 18, 2005
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gooning started out as a state of edging that you would do anything to became to cum without caring for morals, people who call themselves "gooners" are degenerates who are actively trying to get themselves to get off to things that aren't morally correct, like cp.

this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
"I love gooning" 🤡
you are a weirdo, you should be going to jail.
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The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.
Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."
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Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.
that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock
by ChillyBob March 23, 2023
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