Goonsick 

The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.

Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.

Goonsick by obscurityc April 14, 2024

goondick 

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

goondick by Waddle June 11, 2006

goonsack 

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

goonsack by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

Goondicker by Big Goody May 28, 2022

goonstick 

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

goonstick by ripjaden March 28, 2023

Goondick 

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

Goondick by Goondick February 7, 2019

goonstick 

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

goonstick by Whorses February 1, 2022