The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.
Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.
by obscurityc April 14, 2024
Get the Goonsick mug.Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.
So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
by Waddle June 11, 2006
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The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10
by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010
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A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
by Big Goody May 28, 2022
Get the Goondicker mug.Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.
Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"
Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
by ripjaden March 28, 2023
Get the goonstick mug.A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.
Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!
by Goondick February 7, 2019
Get the Goondick mug.A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.
by Whorses February 1, 2022
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