Goonce

To spill liquid on yourself, either on purpose or on accident

Chasing around Loren with the spray bottle caused him to trip and goonce himself

by Father Voss May 4, 2020

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

Goonerette

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop

That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Mrs. Goodcents

That fat manager that everyone fuckin hates

Oh my god it’s Mrs. Goodcents!!!!

by Ru$ty Priu$ July 9, 2019

Goonette

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner

Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.

by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

Goonew

A DMV rapper from Forest Creek Maryland signed to Hoodrich Pablo Juan MNY PWR RSPT.

You heard that new Goonew? Yea that nigga love servin his auntie.

by goonrx December 4, 2017