To cuddle or snuggle with someone you love..such as a mate or your child.
I can't wait to get home and goonch with my man!!

I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
by The Thelma Original October 12, 2010
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Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.
When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.
by Aaron October 31, 2004
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Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.
Please hand me a can of mloop, the goonch is almost ready.
by Hunding May 13, 2011
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Pronounced: Goo-n-ch
The word Goonch is used to describe the area of skin between a penis and a vagina on a human Hermaphrodite
Example: Hey don't make me kick you in the Goonch!!
by Zac River Storm February 6, 2008
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An incredibly loose vagina, so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.
That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.
by David The Twin July 4, 2006
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That chick had the tightes goonch, it took me 10 seconds.
by Rollupthe20 September 5, 2010
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While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe
by Samyall&robs February 22, 2011
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