Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006

goonberry

a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.

synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.

did that guy just say 'schwippidy schwap?' what a goonberry!

by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011

Goonberry

Usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. Often associate with lions. Many times goofy in nature. Respond to the call "Bayb".

"Oh that Haley is such a goonberry!"

by Jackapalooza September 20, 2011

Goonberry

An absolute goon of a berry. Goon in the sense that like the joker sets his goons on batman. Kind of like that

That's a nice Goonberry

by goonbberyy September 11, 2023

GoonBerry

When a fatass that has a blueberry type build gets caught gooning to r34 gregor yaoi.

Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry

by GoonBerry February 8, 2026

Goonberry

A Short Bearded guy from catty who does tree work . Resided there for long part of his life . Is head of an E bike gang

Did you see that goonberry up on the ladder trimming that bush

by Goon , August 7, 2025

hoonberry

Some one who drives a vehicle such as a motorcar dangerously by speeding or doing burnouts etc., synonymous with hoon

The senior citizen motorist had to pull over to the shoulder to make way for a speeding hoonberry to drive past.

by Vizzerdrikz November 2, 2010