gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

gooncel by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonce 

To spill liquid on yourself, either on purpose or on accident

Chasing around Loren with the spray bottle caused him to trip and goonce himself

Goonce by Father Voss May 4, 2020

goonclock 

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006

goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity

yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf

goonjelqing by goonjelqing October 17, 2023

gooncest 

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.

My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.

gooncest by soliloquacious May 12, 2010

goonbell 

Someone who is incredibly sexy

Ryan is a goonbell

goonbell by Thebellofgoons September 18, 2020

Goonclop 

A person who is is a gooner and a clopper mixed together

You’re such goonclop for watching mlp porn.

Goonclop by Hello kitty was here November 27, 2022