gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonce

To spill liquid on yourself, either on purpose or on accident

Chasing around Loren with the spray bottle caused him to trip and goonce himself

by Father Voss May 4, 2020

goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

by charlie June 19, 2006

goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity

yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf

by goonjelqing October 17, 2023

gooncest

When mean people hang out together and validate each other's meanness. This phenomenon has been studied as it relates to school bullying: Kids who bully tend to find kinship with other kids who bully.

My spouse's ex sure does engage in a lot of gooncest with his nasty friends.

by soliloquacious May 12, 2010

goonbell

Someone who is incredibly sexy

Ryan is a goonbell

by Thebellofgoons September 18, 2020

Goonclop

A person who is is a gooner and a clopper mixed together

You’re such goonclop for watching mlp porn.

by Hello kitty was here November 27, 2022