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GoonSledd 

𝙰 𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚍e that’s t𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 1-2 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚌 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗.
Hey bro, let’s drive the GoonSledd tonight on our mission
GoonSledd by Zaddysnumber1 January 25, 2020
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Goonstead 

West side of Homestead, FL where all the goons and savages are at. Full of Mexicans, guns, drugs, and bums. Completely different from the East side of Homestead with the Town Houses.
Person 1: Homestead? Ha that place is for pussies.
Person 2: That's the East side, slide to Goonstead and see wassup!
person 1 visits Goonstead and never comes back out
Goonstead by hittaJ March 21, 2017

GoonSleddd 

A lowered vehicle typically driven by someone that’s causing havoc around town.
Aye bro. Hurry get to the GoonSleddd. The cops are on the way.
GoonSleddd by Zaddysnumber1 January 25, 2020

GoonSleddd 

A lowered ride typically driven by people that are causing havoc around town.
Aye the GoonSleddd is being towed
GoonSleddd by ZaddyFoLyfe January 25, 2020

goodslender12 

A person that makes others happy with their hosting capabilities.
Zach: Hey, Cameron!

Cameron: Hi, what's up?

Zack: Have you seen the goodslender12?

Cameron: Yeah, he's amazing!

Goonscendence 

A state of ultimate being achieved after prolonged, highly disciplined gooning. Effects of this state have been reported to include future sight, time travel, astral projection, and the ability to communicate with animals.
Jack was able to accurately predict the winning lottery numbers once he achieved goonscendence as a result of his summer-long goon sesh.
Goonscendence by Kusterfuck69 July 6, 2024
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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