towed

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 07, 2007

towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona September 20, 2012

towed

having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed

26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed

by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008

TOW

The/That Other Wiki. Used by users of Encyclopedia Dramatica to refer to Wikipedia.

ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."

by YAOMTC August 09, 2009

towely

best character ever on Southpark, a pot smoking towel,

towley got high and just wandered off one day

by lola January 09, 2005

in tow

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2009

TOW

Reference to Friends the tv show since every episode starts with The One With (TOW)

I loved the friends episode last night, "TOW a dozen lasagnas"

by cadhhh April 05, 2010