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When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.
by A-roo February 05, 2007
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Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.
Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!
by Terribilis Persona April 19, 2012
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having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed
26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed
by Larry Hustle December 15, 2008
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