When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
by A-roo February 5, 2007
by Terribilis Persona April 19, 2012
by Larry Hustle December 15, 2008
ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."
by YAOMTC August 9, 2009
by lola January 10, 2005
They had a litter of kittens in tow.
by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009
by cadhhh April 5, 2010