A state of ultimate being achieved after prolonged, highly disciplined gooning. Effects of this state have been reported to include future sight, time travel, astral projection, and the ability to communicate with animals.
Jack was able to accurately predict the winning lottery numbers once he achieved goonscendence as a result of his summer-long goon sesh.
by Kusterfuck69 July 06, 2024
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