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Goonstead 

West side of Homestead, FL where all the goons and savages are at. Full of Mexicans, guns, drugs, and bums. Completely different from the East side of Homestead with the Town Houses.
Person 1: Homestead? Ha that place is for pussies.
Person 2: That's the East side, slide to Goonstead and see wassup!
person 1 visits Goonstead and never comes back out
Goonstead by hittaJ March 21, 2017

Grinstead 

A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.
That Grinstead is such a sweetheart.
Grinstead by The Mad Hatter 10 October 5, 2012
A gangsta who is uber and cool, THE KING OF GANGSTAZ'S
goonsta by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003

Goonhead 

someone who has an unruly obsession with the 80's teen flick, The Goonies.
Zeke: Is Jason hangin' with us tonite?

Tim: NAw you know him, hes goin with his Friday night tradition and watching that movie the Goonies.

Zeke: Oh what a shame, that kid is such a goonhead
Goonhead by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Goonster 

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
Goonster by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008

Goonhead 

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.
Craig, you are a goonhead!
Goonhead by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004

Goonsquad 

A large group of teenage boys who being somewhat good-looking think themselves as to be considered "cool." Said group of boys however, are usually very wrong about themselves and when looked at from a third-party perspective with no personal view of the matter, act like the biggest motherfucking retards any high-school will ever encounter.
"Hey check out that guy from the GoonSquad, isn't he sexy?"
Goonsquad by UNIS T1 - Guess May 3, 2009
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