GoonSchlap

GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence

“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”

“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“

“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”

GoonSchlap by beefybeefboy69 December 27, 2024

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

Goonschlagga 

Australian Slang for Cigarette. Typically used in the state of Victoria in South Eastern Australia. The term is often associated with young white males who are involved in the sport of cricket.

"oi JD, you coming out for a Goonschlaggah at lunch time?"

Goonschlagga by GoonShagger December 26, 2021

Goonschlagga 

The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.

The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.

"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"

Goonschlagga by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021

goonschlagga 

when nathan is a total idiot

"Nathan is acting like a total goonschlagga."

goonschlagga by Hugh Janus III June 3, 2021

Goonshapoon 

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

Goonshapoon by Phoxphor June 18, 2025