Goonshapoon

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.
Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.
by Phoxphor June 18, 2025
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