Definitions by Phoxphor

beastonsexual 

A sexual LGBTQ identity where you are romantically, sexually and spiritually attracted to feet but ONLY when you are drunk.

Beaston said he was Beastonsexual, then took two shots before asking to see his exes toe pics.

beastonsexual by Phoxphor July 27, 2025

Goonshapoon 

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

Goonshapoon by Phoxphor June 18, 2025