Goonschlagga 

Australian Slang for Cigarette. Typically used in the state of Victoria in South Eastern Australia. The term is often associated with young white males who are involved in the sport of cricket.

"oi JD, you coming out for a Goonschlaggah at lunch time?"

Goonschlagga by GoonShagger December 26, 2021

Goonschlagga 

The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent.

The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade in the game of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their chess strategy often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing player's queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.

"Do you smell what what the Rock is cooking?"
"N- no-"
"That's right, you got 'schlagged bitch"
"...what lol"
"THE GOONSCHLAGGA YOU FOOL >:))"

Goonschlagga by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021

goonschlagga 

when nathan is a total idiot

"Nathan is acting like a total goonschlagga."

goonschlagga by Hugh Janus III June 3, 2021