Goonscapade Share definition Flag A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon. (Two friends after dusting off a sack)Male 1: Goonscapades?Male 2: Shit yeeeee! Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010 Get the Goonscapade mug.