GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

GoonDongle by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026

poondongle 

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

poondongle by TL0ve February 6, 2009

goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.

He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.

goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

boondongle 

A device you must plug into your computer to verify that you bought -- and are entitled to operate -- an over-priced and under-performing software application.

I found and plugged in the boondongle, but the software application turned out to be useless.

boondongle by jfkelley May 1, 2009

Goondoggle 

A name given to someone is very irritating.

"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."

Goondoggle by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008

Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Goondoggle

To travel to a location for the express purpose of gooning.

"I've had no privacy in my dorm so I've had to go on goondoggles to various secluded places on campus"

Goondoggle by NGGYUNGLYD00 June 3, 2026