GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026

poondongle

A special, rare charm-piece that attracts pussy and only fine pussy.

Ryan's poondongle was off the hook last night. I told him to leave some for the rest of us.

by TL0ve February 6, 2009

goobdoggle

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.

He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.

by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

boondongle

A device you must plug into your computer to verify that you bought -- and are entitled to operate -- an over-priced and under-performing software application.

I found and plugged in the boondongle, but the software application turned out to be useless.

by jfkelley May 1, 2009

Goondoggle

A name given to someone is very irritating.

"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."

by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Goondogger

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.

Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!

by Hard Knox November 11, 2010