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Goondogger 

A goony sonufabitch who thinks hes funny but is really far from it. The only time people laugh in his presence is to laugh at him not with him. A Goondogger generally spends his days cheifing away on a blunt and smutting bitches.
Oh shit son look over there, that dude is a mofucking Goondogger!
Goondogger by Hard Knox November 11, 2010
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boondoggers 

Really large breasts on a not so large woman. Word originated from the South
Look at the boondoggers on her!
boondoggers by kz May 13, 2005

Goondoggle 

A name given to someone is very irritating.
"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."
Goondoggle by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008
Combination of a person of asian decent and african decent.
That bastard Goonigger stole my bike, and my rice.
Goonigger by Dick Rash March 11, 2011

poondogger 

if you don't do something that everyone else wants you to do then you would get called a Poondogger!

or if it is really easy and you don't do it then you could get called a "Poondogger Delux"

its like peer pressure... "don't be a poondogger..."

poondogger by LWLBITCHASSES November 4, 2008

Gondonger 

Colloquialism for large penis, trouser trout, or Bruce.
My thunder, that's one sick gondonger.
Gondonger by Thunderstrom August 20, 2013

Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025
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