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Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Goodnuggles 

A mix between goodnight and hugs. As you are concluding a conversation, and you want to bid the other person a goodnight with *hugs*.
Ok Jane, I'm getting tired. I think I'm going to go to bed. Goodnuggles!
Goodnuggles by xMerlonx January 27, 2011

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.
He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.
goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
Boondoggle by creaternity May 31, 2006