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Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Goondoggle

To travel to a location for the express purpose of gooning.
"I've had no privacy in my dorm so I've had to go on goondoggles to various secluded places on campus"
Goondoggle by NGGYUNGLYD00 June 3, 2026

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Goodnuggles 

A mix between goodnight and hugs. As you are concluding a conversation, and you want to bid the other person a goodnight with *hugs*.
Ok Jane, I'm getting tired. I think I'm going to go to bed. Goodnuggles!
Goodnuggles by xMerlonx January 27, 2011

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.
He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.
goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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