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Goondoggle 

A name given to someone is very irritating.
"Dude he is such a goondoggle."

"I know, he's so annoying."
Goondoggle by Stealth Bomber December 9, 2008
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Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.
Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.
Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Goondoggle

To travel to a location for the express purpose of gooning.
"I've had no privacy in my dorm so I've had to go on goondoggles to various secluded places on campus"
Goondoggle by NGGYUNGLYD00 June 3, 2026

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Goodnuggles 

A mix between goodnight and hugs. As you are concluding a conversation, and you want to bid the other person a goodnight with *hugs*.
Ok Jane, I'm getting tired. I think I'm going to go to bed. Goodnuggles!
Goodnuggles by xMerlonx January 27, 2011

Poondoggle 

A complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans vagina.
Malina: How did your date go?
Mroz: Man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
Poondoggle by BigButterHeysus April 9, 2010

goobdoggle 

A alleged business trip that's really a vacation.
He went on a three day goobdoggle to San Francisco and all he did was play golf and sail.
goobdoggle by HOOPPer January 22, 2014
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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