Gongyitis

When you are so sick you have to die just to get better.

Best not to get too close to me, I have a bad case of gongyitis.

by Dead_Dragon_Rider November 15, 2016

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

by BonnieG April 10, 2006

gongbidis

Watery, often exposive, stool accompanied with frequent trips to the bathroom and stomache cramps.

I would love to go but I have a bad case of gongbidis.

by studium January 25, 2010

detonating gonaditis

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

Gongeritis

Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.

Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.

If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."

Kyle has a serious case of gongeritis.

Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?

by Getalinewet October 1, 2009

Googlitis

When in boredom you google yourself,other people you know, etc.

Dude I got googlitis and I found out there is a desinger with your name.

by UrfbwndStudios January 9, 2010

gingitis

A disease much like the plague, but, instead of dying, yoou suffer the rest of your life as a Ginger.

That poor guy. He contracted Gingitis.

by Moriarty221b October 29, 2014