Blenderhead1991's definitions

Busted Out Butthole Syndrome

(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.

I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!

by Blenderhead1991 June 10, 2009

atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.

Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!

by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010

leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

dip the doggie

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.

Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

gangrenous hole

(n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.

Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.

Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?

by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009

Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.

1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.

by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010