Blenderhead1991's definitions

Cungus Among Us

1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.

2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.

1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!

2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

Busted Out Butthole Syndrome

(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.

I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!

by Blenderhead1991 June 10, 2009

green hole

1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.

2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.

1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.

2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

dip the doggie

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.

Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?

by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010