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Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.

A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 06, 2005
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Refers to Glass-On-Glass, or GonG. Standard water pipes (bongs) use a glass slide and a rubber stopper to seal off the chamber, but GonG is a more advanced system that involves precision laser glass cutting so the GonG pieces fit perfectly together, creating a more efficient means of smoking. GonG is also a way to "add on" to your bong, including ashcatchers, filters, diffusers, pretty much anything that is compatible. The most common sizes for GonG accessories are 14.4mm and 18.8mm(referring to the width of the glass opening). Glass-on-Glass bongs hit harder and smoother than conventional bongs.
Yesterday I bought a new GonG style bong from a local headshop, along with an ashcatcher and upgraded diffuser downstem.
by i <3 marijuana August 11, 2008
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to have loud sex with
Max- Dude, I totally gonged Sam last night with my greg.
Patrick- That's fuckin' gay Max.
by BazookaGod May 14, 2010
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Just had sex. In reference to the sex gongs Turk and JD had purchased(Scrubs).
Room-mate 1: "Gong!"
Room-mate 2: "Oh yeah, who was it?"
by MSOEIceman July 05, 2011
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To hit your partner with the side of your penis, with a fast, strong motion. Can be used on vaginas or asses.
Steve: I gonged your girlfriend last night
Greg: Not cool dude.
by trolface6699 March 20, 2012
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Glass on Glass, describes a bong to smoke marijuana, It is made entirely of glass. The tube is glass, stem is glass, and bowl is glass. Some of the best bongs made are gongs.
Dude lets hit that gong and get high as a mother fucker!
by lihkin January 07, 2006
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Slang term for the coastal city of Wollongong, in the Illawarra, in NSW Australia.
Generally only used by locals, or those familiar with the area.
"Goin down to tha Gong this weekend"
by CP84 November 21, 2005
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