International time for discipline.
5:00 crack open the beer.
5:01 the beatings commence.
Bob: "What happened to you?"
Larry: "I tagged a guy's fence and he found me at 5:01."
What a host offers a guest if previous offers of food are declined.
Would you like a sandwich?
How about some soup?
We have some left over steak....
Ok, how about a bucket of rhino meat?
Watery, often exposive, stool accompanied with frequent trips to the bathroom and stomache cramps.
I would love to go but I have a bad case of gongbidis.