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The Gongoozler 

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020

Foos Gone Wild

A collective and movement built on the strength of user-submitted videos, artwork, and music on Instagram among other social media outlets. Skits like the Foo Files (fashioned after the X Files), Where is this Foo Going?, Foo News, y mas are often dubbed by a Foo, more than likely the Foos Gone Wild founder, King Foo, creating hilarious content. Highlights of Foos Gone Wild include catch phrases like Saca La Bolsita, Look At It Closely (#LAIC), Fuck Lames, and straight posting not giving a fuck. Much of the humor centers around Chicano foos from Los Angeles and throughout So Cal, but also targets foos of many persuasions and locales and pokes fun at just about everybody, especially lames and racists. Has been considered "the next WorldStar."
"Warning! Warning! Another sighting from the #FooFiles #sacalabolsita"
(hilarious video ensues)
(deep voice-over) "Foos Gone Wild...."

Gongoozler 

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
Gongoozler by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020

gongoozler 

The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"
Whats a gongoozler?!
gongoozler by GhostBowie October 11, 2020

Gone to rat shit 

This expression was in common use in the British Royal Navy, certainly in the eighteenth century, but is probably even earlier than this. As these ships were built of wood and powered by sail, emphasis was given to fire power and hull design and as a result crew accommodation and food storage were extremely primitive. This meant that foodstuffs were subject to attack and contamination by the numerous rats living on them. When this happened, the food or other stores, such as sails or ropes that had been destroyed by rats or so contaminated by them as to be totally unusable, would be described as having 'gone to rat shit'.
The expression became more widespread due to its use within the Royal Dockyards and still later within civilian establishments. Its meaning also began to change and expand so that it came to mean anything that had become broken, damaged or useless for any reason not just rat attack. It also began to be applied to people where it meant someone who had changed from being pleasant and personable to unpleasant and disagreeable. It is also applied to someone whose health is failing, affecting their appearance.
Some Americans believe that since Donald Trump’s election everything has gone to rat shit.
Gone to rat shit by AKACroatalin February 24, 2017

The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
The Gongoozler by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020