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The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020
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The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"
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The gongoozler is a real creature that preys on people. It can only present itself in pure darkness and deep water, and it will prefer to prey on toes when hunting.

Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.

For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
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A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
Person 1: I hate going for a swim at night
Person 2: just beware of gongoozlers, they're very dangerous
by khgsmel October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020
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A mysterious entity that lurks in the shadows of bodies of waters. It only comes out at night and no one has ever seen it, or at least... lived to tell the tale.
Ethan: Have I ever told you the story of the gongoozler?
Mark: No, you haven't
Ethan: It lurks in the shadows of the water, preying on the fear of the unknown
by thegongoozler October 11, 2020
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