Gollum! 

Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.

'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'

Gollum! by martimer/marv May 29, 2005

Gollum 

Middle Earth's equivilant of a crack head

I'll suck it for the preacious

Gollum by Emily January 24, 2004

Gollum 

To 'gollum' over something means to, possess something, treat it as your precious, clean it tend to it, just like Gollum would

"I just bought these new sneakers, i love them so much i will gollum over them for the rest of my life"

Gollum by vhjvugunkn December 25, 2014

gollum 

A character from Lord of the Rings. He has inspired the creation of a metal sub-genre, known as Gollum-core (or smeogal-core). This genre is commonly associated with the band, Forgetting Skaro.

I love listening to musicians who sound like gollum.

gollum by gollumiscute October 25, 2012

gollum 

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

gollum by k dawg August 27, 2004

Gollum 

From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.

He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.

Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.

Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."

Gollum by Wicked Child January 2, 2005

Gollum 

The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever

gollum

Gollum by EazyE723 November 12, 2010