Noun.
1. m. Character found in the
book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her
finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of
Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.