Goldpiece 

Goldpiece is a term used to describe a large and glorious "shlong".

It can also be used to describe an obnoxiously large golden medallion or other form of "bling".

I have even heard men refer to their slam pieces as "Goldpiece", however this only works when the slam is of great quality and "slamability". She would preferably be at least a 9.

"have you seen Johns Goldpiece? It was amazingly glorious."

"yo bro check out my new goldpiece, I got it for the Little Wayne concert. It weighs 5.23 pounds"

"Brah you gotta check out my new Goldpiece she's easily a 9.5 in and out of bed, I even thought about dating her but the sandwiches she makes taste like sh**".

Goldpiece by sir chodesworth November 27, 2012

Gordpiece 

1.) Referring to a male's private part.

2.) A nickname given to a Glens Falls man named Gordon.

Susan mouned, "I want the gordpiece!"

Gordpiece by THE BIG DAWG LEM October 23, 2009

goldspiceofcool 

Xbox gamer tag

A white boy who will never hit puberty has no penis afraid to say cuss words and cries for no reason

I hate being in a party with goldspiceofcool because his voice pisses me off

goldspiceofcool by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

GOPiece of Shit 

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

GOPiece of Shit by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013

GoldiPeters 

Simps over Evan Peters. An emo who never stops changing her hair.

I wouldn’t wanna be a simp like GoldiPeters

GoldiPeters by GoldiPeters May 28, 2020

godniece 

Godsibling's daughter.

My godniece is a good person.

godniece by UVWHF June 7, 2021

goldpilled 

According to online lore are a number of “pills” (outlooks on life) out there for men, to take, including:

-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)

Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.

Robert: Eric, have you been ok? I know it’s been rough, dealing with losing your job and your girlfriend all in the same week.

Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.

Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.

goldpilled by Shepherd Guy June 5, 2024