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The 5'11'' stigma

The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.
The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?

Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018
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Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020
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No Noel November

It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.
Alex: ZOMG! ITS NOV 1st AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP? GET WITH THE TIMES!!!!!1!!!1!
Bryan: No Noel November,

man.
by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2020
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Shapiro Mode

Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.

Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
by Shepherd Guy September 1, 2021
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gtsg

Short for "Go touch some grass".
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Alex: DUDE I JUST WON A REDDIT ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW MY GENSHIN IMPACT WAIFU IS THE ONE AND ONLY "BEST GIRL"!
Bob: GTSG, dude.
by Shepherd Guy March 6, 2023
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Reefcore

A certain genre of live-action or animated movie that takes place on coral reefs, typically featuring humans who can breathe underwater. Often, the humans keep marine animals as pets or mounts and have interior decor featuring parts of marine life, such as coral heads and shark jaws.
Examples of Reefcore movies include Aquaman, Luca, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, and the live-action Little Mermaid.
by Shepherd Guy April 17, 2023
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Space Racism

Space Racist: ZOMG YOU'RE A SAGITTARIUS; I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!

Me: Really? Space Racism?
by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023
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