Goldpiece is a term used to describe a large and glorious "shlong".
It can also be used to describe an obnoxiously large golden medallion or other form of "bling".
I have evenheard men refer to their slam pieces as "Goldpiece", however this only works when the slam is of great quality and "slamability". She would preferably be at least a 9.
"have you seen Johns Goldpiece? It was amazingly glorious."
"yo bro check out my new goldpiece, I got it for the Little Wayne concert. It weighs 5.23 pounds"
"Brah you gotta check out my new Goldpiece she's easily a 9.5 in and out of bed, I even thought about dating her but the sandwiches she makes taste like sh**".
Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.
"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.