Gnorts 

Way out there.

“This isn’t just the drugs talking. This is the revelation that the moon is composed of alien snot crystals, and it appears to be the same snot from which originated all life in the galaxy. The truth isn’t what we thought it was. It’s absolutely gnorts.”
“You’ve gone gnorts, dude.”

Gnorts by Benjam1 April 27, 2021

Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

gnorted 

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

gnorted by si November 19, 2003

Gorts 

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

Gorts by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009

gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.

Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."

gnort by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006

Gnarts 

Synonym for dang

Oh gnarts I forgot my phone in my car.

Gnarts by meep&cluck July 23, 2012

torchin' gorts 

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

torchin' gorts by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009