Gnorts

Way out there.

“This isn’t just the drugs talking. This is the revelation that the moon is composed of alien snot crystals, and it appears to be the same snot from which originated all life in the galaxy. The truth isn’t what we thought it was. It’s absolutely gnorts.”
“You’ve gone gnorts, dude.”

by Benjam1 April 27, 2021

Gnorts, Mr. Alien

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

Gorts

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009

gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.

Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."

by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006

Gnarts

Synonym for dang

Oh gnarts I forgot my phone in my car.

by meep&cluck July 23, 2012

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009