Replaced

What I thought was gonna happen to me last night but turns out she won’t

Jk Abbie won’t replace me and I’ve not been replaced yet jk

Replaced by ABBIE IS A HOE June 20, 2019

Replaced

"If God isn't real I get to do whatever I want."

Hym "It doesn't need to be replaced with anything. You need to be made to live in reality.. If YOU need that to cope with reality, then maybe your mental health isn't as solid as you think it is. You want me to listen to you without you having to talk to me. If you're not going to talk to me (directly) I'm not going to listen and if you're going to try and rob me I'm just going to murder a kid, kill myself, and leave you to deal with the aftermath. I don't care if everyone else on the planet is willing to let them get away with trying to do this to me but I won't. Your religion is a lie. You fucked up. You tried to make the weaponized schizophrenia work and it didn't. Let it go. There is no positive outcome with without retribution and reparations."

Replaced by Hym Iam March 11, 2024

Replaced by an Outlook Rule 

When someone has no original content of their own and simply forwards other people's emails, they can be replaced by a rule in Outlook to automatically forward mail.

Tim: I sent Ben an email asking for some info and he just forwarded me a message from Jan.
Jeff: I've always said Ben could be replaced by an Outlook rule.

Replaced by an Outlook Rule by Kuch March 20, 2008

Replacement hipster 

n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).

Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"

Replacement hipster by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006

replacementship 

the relationship you quickly get into after your previous relationship as a replacement

Kid 1: Yo I heard Brittany is single now. True?

Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.

replacementship by guylafleur June 11, 2010

replace the divots 

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.

"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."

replace the divots by World Class Organization January 21, 2015

the Replacements 

A seminal alternative rock band from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; one of the driving forces behind the 1980's alternative rock scene who helped pave the way for grunge bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

Fronted by Paul Westerberg, the band formed in 1979 and broke up in 1991. The original members were Paul Westerberg (vocals/guitar), Bob Stinson (guitar), Tommy Stinson (bass) and Chris Mars (drum). In 1985, after the release of their fourth album, "Tim" (widely considered their best album), Bob Stinson was kicked out of the band and replaced by Minneapolis guitarist Slim Dunlap.

They were also referred to jokingly as "the 'Mats", from "the Placemats", which was what a detractor joked their name was.

Joe: "The Replacements are the best band EVER!"

Lucas: "Hahaha, isn't that a movie?"

Joe: *Slaps Lucas*

Lucas: "Ow! What was that for?"

Joe: "You're an asshole. And that movie sucks ass!"

the Replacements by Riverboy April 17, 2006