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(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016
Related Words
Gnorsh gnarsh gorsh gnosh gorsha Gnarshing gnarshmallow Gnoosh Gnorph Gorship
This word is first used in Impending Doom's song Silence the Oppressors. The song is written for anyone who says that death metal and Christianity cannot go together. The song is about breaking down walls and being a light in a scene that no other Christian has ventured into... a scene known for Satanic worship.
At the end of the song Silence the Oppressors they scream "this is our church, this is our worship, Gorship! The question was brought up in an interview "What exactly is Gorship?" Band member, David, replied "Gorship is our gore sounding music mixed with worship for God, put them together and you get Gorship!" The band's myspace says the same thing in a blog.
Impending Doom along with a few other main stream, and many local bands is one of the first in a new generation of Christian death metal. The scene is being transformed and pits that used to shout six six six are now throwing their fists around for a reason. Like king David in the Bible, they are dancing with all of their might. Thanks to bands like Impending Doom, they are dancing in worship for the lord Jesus.... Gorship!

"our church, our worship, Gorship!"
Gorship by sethbowers123 January 29, 2009
1. A term for chill, chill wasn't chill enough so gnarsh was created

2. Also means absolutely nothing, the word can be used as something to piss people off.
Hey, whats up" " Gnarsh
Gnarsh by ZB,CM May 24, 2011
When someone is really excited and can't contain himself. A way cooler word than "wow" or "awesome"
Gorsh! Those glasses look great!
Gorsh by big geek July 9, 2011

Gnarshing 

The act of composing lyrics or the melody to a song/songs while high.
The Beatles did quite a bit of gnarshing towards the end of their legacy as a band.
Gnarshing by UpTop November 20, 2011
To noisily chomp on something.
He was gnoshing on some rock candy, last I saw
gnosh by Rakuro September 22, 2004