g'nort

Pronunciation: guh-nort
The first meal of the day, BEFORE breakfast, consisting solely of candy and/or sugar based foods.

1) Man, Pass me some g'nort--im starved... and hungover:(
2) Ninja's Eat G'nort
Examples of g'nort: Chocolate cake, wine gums, gummy worms, pixie stix
Not examples: Oatmeal Cookie, chips, water, gatorade

by Heather =p November 14, 2005

g'nort

n: The first meal of the day, coming before breakfast, and consisting only of candy and other sugar based treats. This can include Wine gums, Gummy Bears, Chocolate bars, Cookies etc.

v: The act of eating g'nort.

"The men g'norted late into the morning."
"G'nort is delicious!"

by Paul_ninja June 20, 2006

g'nort

The very first meal of the day, coming before breakfast and consisting only of sweets and other sugar-based goods.

well, for g'nort you can have anything from brownies to a shitload of candy...but be careful not to have too much or you will have a g'nort hangover...so g'nort responsibly!!

by Emily Prange January 1, 2006

g'nort

the act of eating strictly candy for breakfast

Bob: so, what did you have for g'nort today, dave?

Dave: oh, some marshmallows and suckers. how about you?

by hrfgse April 30, 2006

Gnorts, Mr. Alien

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.

Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."

by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006