g'nort

Pronunciation: guh-nort
The first meal of the day, BEFORE breakfast, consisting solely of candy and/or sugar based foods.

1) Man, Pass me some g'nort--im starved... and hungover:(
2) Ninja's Eat G'nort
Examples of g'nort: Chocolate cake, wine gums, gummy worms, pixie stix
Not examples: Oatmeal Cookie, chips, water, gatorade

g'nort by Heather =p November 14, 2005

g'nort

n: The first meal of the day, coming before breakfast, and consisting only of candy and other sugar based treats. This can include Wine gums, Gummy Bears, Chocolate bars, Cookies etc.

v: The act of eating g'nort.

"The men g'norted late into the morning."
"G'nort is delicious!"

g'nort by Paul_ninja June 20, 2006

g'nort

The very first meal of the day, coming before breakfast and consisting only of sweets and other sugar-based goods.

well, for g'nort you can have anything from brownies to a shitload of candy...but be careful not to have too much or you will have a g'nort hangover...so g'nort responsibly!!

g'nort by Emily Prange January 1, 2006

g'nort

the act of eating strictly candy for breakfast

Bob: so, what did you have for g'nort today, dave?

Dave: oh, some marshmallows and suckers. how about you?

g'nort by hrfgse April 30, 2006

Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

gnorted 

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

gnorted by si November 19, 2003

gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.

Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."

gnort by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006