si's definitions

Melv

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

by si October 14, 2003

Chivers

A modest bloke who is a gr8 fan of pies. Loves his dog, and everthin else in life.

A horny-rapist who hangs round 6th form college!!! Watch your back ppl!!!

by si November 18, 2003

Extendended

A longer version of the well-known 'extended', simply defines as being longer near to infinity, etc. Not quite infinity but almost there....

He extendended the length of rubber to a catastrophic length near to infinity.

by si November 18, 2003

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

social pariah

A resident of the North East town of Middlesbrough. Scum, Scally, Ignoramus, Imbecile, Smog Monster and many many more of these fine words describe the plankton that populate this town. If you ever go there, keep a close eye on your stuff, it will go missing.

by Si September 16, 2003

hor

Non-sensicle sound uttered by the townies of middlesbrough, used to justify being a complete fuckwit.

Usually in the phrase "Hor, luk at you."

Me: No really, what's the point in attacking me?
Townie: Hor, Lim Bishkit(can't even pronounce it right, damn fools.)

by Si September 16, 2003

English

A language of German, French, Latin, Nordic and Celtic descent.

by Si September 17, 2003