si's definitions

Fudge-packer

Ass bandit, packing the fudge, anal intruder

Mike packs the fudge.

by Si January 6, 2004

Melv

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

by si October 14, 2003

mwmoh

masterbating with my other hand.

i was on a sex site the other night, my mouse in one hand, while mwmoh.

by Si April 4, 2005

Fuckbutter

Fuckbutter is the dried residue of cunny juice and cock snot you find under your rim after fucking some dodgy bird the night before

Damn, i need to scrape the fuckbutter from under my rim before i go out again tonight.

by Si August 13, 2004

Extendended

A longer version of the well-known 'extended', simply defines as being longer near to infinity, etc. Not quite infinity but almost there....

He extendended the length of rubber to a catastrophic length near to infinity.

by si November 18, 2003

iron maiden

The best damn band on the planet, they pretty much are the only metal band you should here of, and if u aint, u shud bloody do somehting about it!!!! they r the best band in the world, n the kick arse!

best song's gotta be, "ghost of the navigator", or "the wicker man"

Go buy atleast 1 of their albums cos i got 13,

by Si February 10, 2004

hor

Non-sensicle sound uttered by the townies of middlesbrough, used to justify being a complete fuckwit.

Usually in the phrase "Hor, luk at you."

Me: No really, what's the point in attacking me?
Townie: Hor, Lim Bishkit(can't even pronounce it right, damn fools.)

by Si September 16, 2003