si's definitions

mwmoh

masterbating with my other hand.

i was on a sex site the other night, my mouse in one hand, while mwmoh.

by Si April 4, 2005

Melv

a clit rub

i gave her poon a quick melv

by si October 14, 2003

iron maiden

The best damn band on the planet, they pretty much are the only metal band you should here of, and if u aint, u shud bloody do somehting about it!!!! they r the best band in the world, n the kick arse!

best song's gotta be, "ghost of the navigator", or "the wicker man"

Go buy atleast 1 of their albums cos i got 13,

by Si February 10, 2004

pikeys

Dirty sub human scum who avoid paying taxes, litter our highways with bags of human shit and live in cavavans which are parked on any avaible piece of land i.e roundabouts, laybys, local parks etc. Are good friends with local councils and police forces as they are kindly left to their on devices in uk towns. A human gene that needs to be exterminated before their race gets out of hand. On parr with asylum seekers.

Ipswich, Stowmarket and Renendlesham forrest. Basically all over Suffolk

by Si March 6, 2004

gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

chikka

a Yorkshire slang term for an ecstacy tablet

do you want to buy a chikka from me?

i took 8 chikka's last night.

by si July 24, 2004

Extendended

A longer version of the well-known 'extended', simply defines as being longer near to infinity, etc. Not quite infinity but almost there....

He extendended the length of rubber to a catastrophic length near to infinity.

by si November 18, 2003