Magnum47's definitions

Gnorts, Mr. Alien

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

IMHO

1) In My Honest Opinion

2) In My Humble Opnion

1) The Makarov PM is a pretty smexy gun, IMHO
2) She's a fine piece of ass IMHO, imma say an 8.

by Magnum47 November 25, 2016

crook trot

An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck

Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

Brooklyn Reacharound

To shove cigar butts up someone's ass whilst tickling their balls, as they give you detailed directions to uptown.

Mike: Bro! I banged this hot chick last night, she gave me a Brooklyn Reacharound!
Steve: Gnarly dude!
Mike: Yeah man! It was wicked sick!

by Magnum47 October 6, 2018