gnort

A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.

Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."

gnort by SAmboseetly September 5, 2006

Gort 

Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort

Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.

Gort by Pickle Rickkkkk January 28, 2022

Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

gnoted 

In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.

Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!

gnoted by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

gortnite

way better than fortnite

How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!

gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020

Gnosticism 

An ancient religious movement that evolved out of nascent Jewish and Christian sects in the late 1st century A.D. Gnosticism is a very subversive set of ideas, and it's distantly related to other Abrahamic mystical traditions like Kabbalah, but was suppressed by the early orthodox Christians and Jews as a perversion of their beliefs.

Basically, Gnostics read the first chapters of Genesis in a very different way than is traditional, seeing the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve as good and viewing the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil as humanities first step into consciousness.

Because of this, Gnosticism posits that the god of the Hebrew Bible, Yahweh, is actually an evil bastard child of the lowest aeon called Sophia (Greek for "Wisdom") who disobeyed the higher aeons and fell from grace.

Gnostic cosmogonies are complex and convoluted and very diverse across different movements, but a basic description of it would be that basically Yahweh and his archons (Greek for "rulers") created the physical world and rule over it, trapping our souls within it to keep us from the light world, the world which is ruled by the aeons and a Supreme God who is fundamentally good and who possesses both masculine and feminine hypostases.

Many Gnostics believe this good God is the God of the New Testament and they generally regard Jesus as a savior who came into the world to rescue a fallen Sophia and bring humanity back into the light world through knowledge.

Person 1: Wow! Did you hear about the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library?

Person 2: No, what does it contain?
Person 1: It contains a bunch of ancient books from Gnosticism!

Gnosticism by wugugugug September 13, 2020

gorth 

Noun

Definition: your mom

Used when you want to say your mom

Bob: Who?
Joe: Gorth.

gorth by Oh26636262772 April 5, 2022