gnorted 

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

gnorted by si November 19, 2003

gnoted 

In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.

Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!

gnoted by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

Gnorked by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

gnored 

Uhh, doesn't matter, cause it's totally a word.

I'm ignoring the work I gnored.

gnored by Not your brother, November 2, 2008

Gorted 

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

Gorted by shuger May 30, 2018