gnorted

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

by si November 19, 2003

gnoted

In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.

Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!

by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

gnored

Uhh, doesn't matter, cause it's totally a word.

I'm ignoring the work I gnored.

by Not your brother, November 2, 2008

Gorted

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

by shuger May 30, 2018