Gnarkled

to get completely and utterly OWNED.

"Nicky was gnarkled by Taylor's big mac eating abilities."

by stella9191 October 4, 2011

gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 15, 2011

Gnarkles

Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))

Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.

by Gnarkles September 22, 2019

gnarledge

The collection of really cool but often useless facts.

Also very tasty consumable products typically smoked or inhaled

Here is some recent gnarledge: Mentos dropped into a carbonated beverage will cause an explosion.

Thanks for sparking up the gnarledge.

by Forumalias December 25, 2008

gnarled

to get pumped, destoryed, f***ed up; usually by an accident or self infliction excess drinking or smoking

Jon drinks all night and the next day jim says

Jim; F**k Jon you were gnarled last night!
Jon; F**ken A i was so drunk....

by dizzle fizzle January 23, 2008

gnarledelic

A combination of Gnarly and psychedelic, essentally an adjectiveto describe a really fucked up state

Dude, that movie with the lava lamp was gnarledlic!

by Rattfynx November 10, 2004

gnarbled

Gnawed or nibbled upon. Usually the item gnarbled is covered in saliva.

The dog had gnarbled on it's bone all day. (This word was coined by my grandson who was describing the state of the dog's bone that was slimy with saliva)

by Grandma G August 19, 2007