1 definition by Gnarkles
Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))
Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.
by Gnarkles September 23, 2019