OWNED

To be DOMINATED in something! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something! To be beaten badly! To be extremely embarrassed by someone! To be made a fool of by someone! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone!

Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5

by Jaylove47 June 19, 2011

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

OWNED

When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on youtube, many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done)
Boy chit-chatting with his friends...
The crushin' girl walks towards him...
Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing)
Boy: what letter?
Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!?
Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???)
Girl: okay here....
Girl gives him the note, still blushing.
Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day.
Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED.
"ooooooo she just got owned.."

-A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall)
Woman: are you fucking cheating on me?
Man: absolutely not baby.
Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket)
Man: baby thats yours..
Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers...
SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking..
HE JUST GOT OWNED...

by KRONG-KRONG February 20, 2008

OWNED

The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED!!!, OOOOOOWNED!!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.::

Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED!!!!
Them: ...stfu..
Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

by Seb The Lodge Minnesota February 22, 2004

OWNED

- Of or belonging to oneself or itself (Adj.)
- That which belongs to one (n.)
- To have control over (v. tr.)

I owned a 1985 Dodge Aries for rougly three years. After it spontaneously combusted I no longer owned the pathetic ricer vehicle.

by Great Lord Almighty March 06, 2006

Own it

Take responsibility to what you've done.
Be accountable for your actions.

- I fucked up. I'm not sure if I should tell her.
- Man, own it. Tell her.

by Asdwfefeger December 24, 2015

Owned

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.

by Quick Reply September 20, 2003