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Gnarkles 

Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))
Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.
Gnarkles by Gnarkles September 22, 2019
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the less intense form of gnarly. Not AMAZING, but pretty damn awsome.
Gnarley - "wow steve, you jumping out of that MOVING van was gnarley."

Gnarles - "wow steve, you jumping out of that van was gnarles."
gnarles by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

Gnarles de Gaul 

Similar to other derivations of gnarly. A gnarliness in fact so unhinged that one could fight Nazis. Especially useful while playing risk.
"That hoard was Gnarles de Gaul."
Gnarles de Gaul by Xavier Pendragon December 21, 2008

gnarles barkley 

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.
brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
gnarles barkley by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007
Anything that is, awesome, respectable, and cool.
Random Guy- Hey bro I just found 5 dollars, lets hit the town.

His Random Friend- Gnarles man, lets roll.
Gnarles by 13Phantom31 April 13, 2011
A variation, perversion of "gnarly."

1. An exclamation or verb used to describe something which is awe-inspiring, usually with twisted connotations.

See also: gnar-gnar
"That mangled dog twitching on the roadside was pretty gnarles, huh?"
gnarles by Ben Hashem October 4, 2003

gnarles charles 

Saying "thats pretty gnarles charles" is an expression used when you think something is really cool, sweet, sick, awesome ect. this expression originates from people in hawaii.
"ho sup brah i got the crip!"
"hell yeah, thats pretty gnarles charles"
gnarles charles by mammithadith October 27, 2008
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