gnarbled 

Gnawed or nibbled upon. Usually the item gnarbled is covered in saliva.

The dog had gnarbled on it's bone all day. (This word was coined by my grandson who was describing the state of the dog's bone that was slimy with saliva)

gnarbled by Grandma G August 19, 2007

gnarbled 

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

gnarbled by WebScrawler May 15, 2022

gnarled penis 

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011

Gnarble 

A deep sea creature that's never been seen by a human.

The gnarble is a weak swimmer due to its thin tail.

Gnarble by Jack Mackerel August 3, 2011

Garbledina! 

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

Garbledina! by Zeke February 15, 2005

garbledygook 

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

garbledygook by xeagar August 8, 2007

Gnarblading

When you do it big on a pair of shred blades or rollerblades. Throwing it down and catching mad air.

"Wow bro who was that gnarblading that busted out a 720 over that 15 stair?"

"That was none other then the great Alex Lee"

Gnarblading by a lee 55145 March 23, 2010