Gnarble

A deep sea creature that's never been seen by a human.

The gnarble is a weak swimmer due to its thin tail.

by Jack Mackerel August 03, 2011

Gnarble

To simultaneously have cock and balls in your mouth

Hey man can you Gnarble my nuts?

by Rustinpeace23 September 13, 2012

gnarbles

Very cool marbles (gnar - old slang term for very cool).

WOW!! You have so many gnarbles.

by Juan Hernandiaz May 11, 2006

gnarbled

Gnawed or nibbled upon. Usually the item gnarbled is covered in saliva.

The dog had gnarbled on it's bone all day. (This word was coined by my grandson who was describing the state of the dog's bone that was slimy with saliva)

by Grandma G August 19, 2007

gnarbled

Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.

"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."

by WebScrawler May 15, 2022