Gluued

Getting smashed 3 ways in one breath

Let’s get gluued

Gluued by MissGhost October 3, 2019

Gluhed Out

The process of imbibing vast quantities of Gluhwein, a German spiced wine served around Christmas, preferably straight from the bottle, until such time as you are totally saturated within from the spiced wine.

Generally 2 bottles should get it started, one can either heat up the wine, or drink it cold, which enables you to pound that shit extremely quickly.

Example 1: Holy Shit, I got totally Gluhed out last night and woke up nude in a Taco Bell.

Example 2: "Hey do you remember that party last night?" "No man, I was completely Gluhed out, its all a blur."

Gluhed Out by HolyShitItsDracula December 25, 2010

Chewed and Glued 

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

Chewed and Glued by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Glued 

Extremely high to the point your stuck and can't move.

I was smoking at the beach with Juan and we was glued to the bench.

Glued by GlowMaann March 20, 2020

glued her eyes shut 

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

glued her eyes shut by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

glued up 

High from sniffing glue

Wtf you talking about? You all glued up or what, bitch?

glued up by Owly1 July 30, 2017

Glued On 

A glued on, much like a strap on, but instead of velcro to adhere the dildo on, it is used with an adhesive glue solution, such as gorilla glue, hot glue, or Elmers glue.

squidward: "hey did you see amy's glued on last night"
Postman: "yeah she fucked me so good"

Glued On by postman squidward August 15, 2016