Glucker 

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

Glucker Schmuckly 

Used to describe a blowjob without use of the mouth. Also used to define a fool.

Hey jimmy, my girl gave me a glucker schmuckly last night. Oh you're so lucky!
Steve is such a glucker schmuckly right? Totally.

Glucker Schmuckly by zooperpooper June 15, 2022

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Gluckeded 

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

Gluckeded by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008

Glacker 

A girl who looks like she gives really good head; receives her name from the glack sound made when your dick hits the back of her throat.

I'm going out and finding the skankiest glacker at the club!

Glacker by EdiUni November 2, 2010

Glueckert

Glueckert is a German name meaning "Lucky one". Usually as a last name, Glueckert's are generally lucky people. Anyone with the name Glueckert, is a very awsomely, unique individual.

Glueckert!

Glueckert by your magic mann December 10, 2011