glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Glurker

The Name Given to One who likes to Glurk.

Wow look at Oblivious, he's such a glurker!

by Tok|nIrc October 25, 2010

gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.

I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.

by Vdux August 26, 2007

Glucker

Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.

Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"

by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

glunker

A stupid but endearing looking creature.

Person 1: Hey, look at that cat!
Person 2: Yeah, it looks like such a glunker!

by mostindubitably October 30, 2023

glunker

An elderly individual that has a mole that resembles that of an iceberg on fire.

The Glunker went to the dermatologist but nothing counld be done because he was too old and the dermatologist was afraid that the glunker might eat him.

by BGlunker November 15, 2003

glueker

Very clingy, needy, sucker of the mother's teet

He is a damn glueker

by Hiya17 December 28, 2016